Posted by: conservativecritic | March 18, 2012

IS SANDRA FLUKE A SLUT …OR IS SANDRA SLUT A FLUKE?

Many of you have likely seen the heart rending testimony of Ms. Sandra Fluke, a law student at Georgetown University, before a Congressional Committee a few weeks ago. She was lamenting that no one would subsidize her birth control expenses, which she claimed would amount to $3000 during her three years in law school.

 The word is getting around that MsFluke, Rush Limbaugh’s “slut” was and is being managed by the White House to help extricate Barack Obama from his latest predicament  with birth control.  People are gradually beginning to connect the dots between news media coverage and White House control of the mainstream media.

Personally, what Limbaugh originally said about Fluke was in essence correct – it is the politically correct media that demands an apology from convervatives every time they say something controversial….but give the liberal media a pass on every issue under the sun.

Limbaugh did not need to apologize to someone who was championing 24/7 free sex during and after law school classes(based on the number of birth control pills she was recommending or actually taking). See my calculations below.

I don’t feel an obligation to contribute to law student’s or any other individuals indulgence in promiscuity outside of marriage or during the few days a month when fertility occurs…unless law students are not smart enough to count days in the month….

After watching Ms. Fluke describe her desperate situation I set to thinking of ways to help her out of her crisis.

First, of course I had to pass through the grieving period I experienced after hearing of her inhumane treatment at the hands of the Georgetown administration and our Government— what cruelty lurks in the heart of men that they would leave this poor woman to fend for herself when all she wanted to do was get laid seven times a day (see my analysis below).

Once I recovered from my grief, I set to thinking about ways to help this poor girl. Being an engineer, I sat down with my calculator and worked through some numbers.

Ms. Fluke’s expense account for birth control (aka sexual entertainment) was claimed to be $3000 for three years at law school. Let’s presume that as an educated woman she wants to be doubly safe and uses both birth control pills to prevent pregnancy and condoms to prevent STD (sexually transmitted disease).

Using the Wal-Mart cost for birth control pills of $9 per month, her birth control pills will cost her $324 for her entire law school career (if you can call it a career — I can think of other names). This leaves only $2676 for her condoms.

I went to Amazon.com, and found quality condoms available for 33 cents each in packages of 60 condoms each. This cost includes tax and shipping. Since she has $2676 for her 33 cent condoms, she will be buying 8109 condoms during her law school “career”.

To use her 8109 condoms (remember, $3000 was Ms. Fluke’s own number) she would have to have sex 7 times a day. This number presumes that she has sex ten times a day on Sundays when she has more free time.

So, having worked through these numbers, I have some suggestions for Ms. Fluke to help her work through her crisis:

1. Find dates that are gentlemanly enough to either provide their own condoms, or at least split the cost with her. Selection criteria is the key to this one.

2. Spend more time studying. Even seven “quickies” a day will seriously cut into quality study time. This would not only save money but would improve her education as well.

3. Seek funding from the EPA from one of their Wetlands Protection programs surely Ms. Fluke’s nether regions would qualify as wetlands given sex seven times a day.

Just trying to help out a starving student.

By the way, the average starting salary of new Georgetown Law School graduates is $160,000 a year.

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