Posted by: conservativecritic | December 19, 2012

Social Security Stimulus – Watch your Mail Box!

Just wanted to let you know – today I received my 2013 Social Security Stimulus Package.

It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, two discount coupons to KFC, an ‘Obama Hope & Change’ bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my ass and a ‘Blame it on Bush’ poster for the front yard.

The directions were in Spanish.

Yours should arrive soon.

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