Posted by: conservativecritic | March 17, 2014



An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks,

still wearing his old USMC flight jacket

and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the pilot and asked,

Are you a real pilot?

He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying planes,

first Stearmans, then the early Grummans… flew a

Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the

Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I’ve

taught more than 260 people to fly and given

rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot,

and you, what are you?

She said, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day

thinking about naked women. As soon as I get

up in the morning, I think about naked women.

When I shower, I think about naked women.

When I watch TV, I think about naked

women. It seems everything makes me

think of naked women.’

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on

the other side of the old pilot and asked:

“Are you a real pilot?”

He replied, ‘I always thought I was,

but I just found out I’m a lesbian.’



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