Posted by: conservativecritic | June 6, 2014


> I have the distinguished honor of being on the Committee to raise
> $50,000,000 ​ for a monument to Hillary R. Clinton.
> We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there ​ ​was ​ not enough room for two more faces.
> We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington, D.C. Hall ​ of ​ Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was ​ not ​ proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a ​ lie, ​ or beside her husband William J. Clinton, who never told the truth, since ​ Hillary could never tell the difference.
> We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest ​ Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he ​ got ​ there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had ​ been, ​ and did it all on someone else’s money.
> Thank you,
> Hillary R. Clinton Monument Committee
> P.S. The Committee has raised $2.16 so far.


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