Posted by: conservativecritic | January 28, 2015

The Children’s Bible in a Nutshell

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Some grade school children were asked to provide a written summary of the Christian Bible….here is what one child wrote:

In the beginning, which occurred

near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The

Bible says, ‘The Lord thy God is one,’ but I think He must be a lot

older than that.

Anyway, God said, ‘Give me a

light!’ and someone did.

Then God made the world.

He split the Adam and made Eve.

Adam and Eve were naked, but they weren’t embarrassed because mirrors

hadn’t been invented yet.

Adam and Eve disobeyed God by

eating one bad apple, so they were driven from the Garden of

Eden…..Not sure what they were driven in though, because they didn’t

have cars.

Adam and Eve had a son, Cain, who

hated his brother as long as he was Abel.

Pretty soon all of the early people

died…

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