Two Coffees in Heaven!
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven,
Barack Obama meets a man with a beard.
‘Are you Mohammed?’ he asks.
‘No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohammed is higher up.
Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, �
Obama climbs the ladder in great strides,
climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room
where he meets another bearded man.
He asks again, ‘Are you Mohammed?’
‘Why no,’ he answers, ‘I am Moses;
Mohammed is higher still.’
Exhausted but with a heart full of joy
he climbs the ladder yet again.
He discovers a larger room where he meets an
angelic looking man with a beard.
Full of hope, he asks again,
‘Are you Mohammed?’
‘No, I am Jesus, the Christ;
you will find Mohammed higher up.’
Mohammed higher than Jesus!
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